Winning at May Crown
(to the tune of Walking on Sunshine)
By:  the Dragoníl Laire Bardic Guild
(Filk be weeee)
 

I used to get bruised on the eric till I learned to move
Now I just canít wait until May Crown Iíve got something to proveÖ
Used to be Iíd go to a tourney and wind up alone.
Now my true loveís inspiration is brining me home.

Iím going to next Crown   oh oh
Gonna beat all the Knights down    oh oh
Iím going to next Crown   oh oh
And I wanna be King
I wanna be king

Gonna find me a knight that I canít beat, heíll make me his squire
Iíll serve him until he can teach me the things I require
Like singing and drinking and wenching and rolling in clover
Not minking receiving the headshots Ė it helps my hangover

Iím fighting in next Crown   oh oh
Gonna beat all the Counts down   oh oh
Iím fighting in next Crown   oh oh
And Iím gonna be King
Iím gonna be King

After seasons of colorful bruises Iím finally here
The heraldís announce me, my foeman trembles in fear
The list field has dwindled, with crashes the spetators wince
If I can get through this one last fight Iíll be the Crown Prince

Iím winning at May Crown  oh oh
Iíve beat all the Dukes down   oh oh
So next Coronation   oh oh
Theyíre Crowning me King
Iím the new King
My ladyís the Queen
But Iím the new King