Winning at May Crown
(to the tune of Walking on Sunshine)
By: the Dragon’l Laire Bardic Guild
(Filk be weeee)
I used to get bruised on the eric till I learned to move
Now I just can’t wait until May Crown I’ve got something to prove…
Used to be I’d go to a tourney and wind up alone.
Now my true love’s inspiration is brining me home.I’m going to next Crown oh oh
Gonna beat all the Knights down oh oh
I’m going to next Crown oh oh
And I wanna be King
I wanna be kingGonna find me a knight that I can’t beat, he’ll make me his squire
I’ll serve him until he can teach me the things I require
Like singing and drinking and wenching and rolling in clover
Not minking receiving the headshots – it helps my hangoverI’m fighting in next Crown oh oh
Gonna beat all the Counts down oh oh
I’m fighting in next Crown oh oh
And I’m gonna be King
I’m gonna be KingAfter seasons of colorful bruises I’m finally here
The herald’s announce me, my foeman trembles in fear
The list field has dwindled, with crashes the spetators wince
If I can get through this one last fight I’ll be the Crown PrinceI’m winning at May Crown oh oh
I’ve beat all the Dukes down oh oh
So next Coronation oh oh
They’re Crowning me King
I’m the new King
My lady’s the Queen
But I’m the new King