Winning at May Crown
(to the tune of Walking on Sunshine)
By:  the Dragon’l Laire Bardic Guild
(Filk be weeee)
 

I used to get bruised on the eric till I learned to move
Now I just can’t wait until May Crown I’ve got something to prove…
Used to be I’d go to a tourney and wind up alone.
Now my true love’s inspiration is brining me home.

I’m going to next Crown   oh oh
Gonna beat all the Knights down    oh oh
I’m going to next Crown   oh oh
And I wanna be King
I wanna be king

Gonna find me a knight that I can’t beat, he’ll make me his squire
I’ll serve him until he can teach me the things I require
Like singing and drinking and wenching and rolling in clover
Not minking receiving the headshots – it helps my hangover

I’m fighting in next Crown   oh oh
Gonna beat all the Counts down   oh oh
I’m fighting in next Crown   oh oh
And I’m gonna be King
I’m gonna be King

After seasons of colorful bruises I’m finally here
The herald’s announce me, my foeman trembles in fear
The list field has dwindled, with crashes the spetators wince
If I can get through this one last fight I’ll be the Crown Prince

I’m winning at May Crown  oh oh
I’ve beat all the Dukes down   oh oh
So next Coronation   oh oh
They’re Crowning me King
I’m the new King
My lady’s the Queen
But I’m the new King