Music: Comedy Tonight
Filk: Phillip and Catelin
Guys:
Someone familiar
Not too peculiar
Someone for everyone
We’re wenching tonight
Girls:
Dashing and charming
There’s something alarming
Lock up the virgins
They’re wenching tonight
Guys:
No wedding rings, no settling down
This is a night for fooling around
Girls:
They’re at their best now
Impressive and oh how
Maybe someone will make me Queen
Both:
Chastity tomorrow
Wenching tonight
Guys:
Soft locks of raven
Blonde I be crav’n
How about the red head?
We’re wenching tonight!
Girls:
Not just a fighter
I want a knight or
How about his squire yes
They’re wenching tonight
Guys:
She’s got a beltk, I’ve got a key
Vesta’s sweet virtue is falling to me.
Girls:
What’s this I’m feeling
Strangely appealing
Maybe this really could be love
Chastity tomorrow
Guys:
Wenching tonight