TO THE TUNE OF DOE A DEAR FROM (Sound of Music)
When you know the blows to swing
You can kill most anything
Tip, a shot that’s much too light
Light, a blow I will not take
Glance, a shot that’s almost good
Flat, means you’ve made a mistake
Low, you hit below my knee
Arm, you’re really bugging me
Groin, who have no Chivalry
That will bring us back to tip, tip, tip, tip