My Awards Go Jingle Jangle Jingle
By Gerhardt von Nordflammen, OH
Tune: My spurs go Jingle Jangle Jingle

Chorus:
My awards go jingle jangle jingle
As I go strutting pompously along
Oh I see you’ve only got a single
If you think that I’ll talk to you, you’re wrong

Oh, I’m a Peer, yes I’m a Peer
If you don’t outrank me don’t come near
But if you do, yes if you do
And you give me something I’ll love you

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Oh there’s the Dukes, yes there’s the Dukes
I’ll go fawn upon them until they puke
And there’s the Earls, yes there’s the Earls
But we mighty Peers don’t talk to churls.

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Oh I don’t fight, or come to blows
But if I did, I would be the best, God knows.
I’ll take up shield, I’ll take up sword
When just touching them will bring awards

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I’ve got a Leaf, a Laurel too
And if you don’t have one, then (censored) you
I’ve got a QOG and Pelican
And I’ll be an arts king if I can

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Awards aren’t cheap, buzz off you creep
There’s no more room at the top of the heap
Now I’ve got mine, ‘tis my design
To make all you bozos stand in line.

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