My Awards Go Jingle Jangle Jingle
By Gerhardt von Nordflammen, OH
Tune: My spurs go Jingle Jangle Jingle

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My awards go jingle jangle jingle
As I go strutting pompously along
Oh I see youíve only got a single
If you think that Iíll talk to you, youíre wrong

Oh, Iím a Peer, yes Iím a Peer
If you donít outrank me donít come near
But if you do, yes if you do
And you give me something Iíll love you

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Oh thereís the Dukes, yes thereís the Dukes
Iíll go fawn upon them until they puke
And thereís the Earls, yes thereís the Earls
But we mighty Peers donít talk to churls.

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Oh I donít fight, or come to blows
But if I did, I would be the best, God knows.
Iíll take up shield, Iíll take up sword
When just touching them will bring awards

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Iíve got a Leaf, a Laurel too
And if you donít have one, then (censored) you
Iíve got a QOG and Pelican
And Iíll be an arts king if I can

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Awards arenít cheap, buzz off you creep
Thereís no more room at the top of the heap
Now Iíve got mine, Ďtis my design
To make all you bozos stand in line.

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