Tune: "Yankee Doodle Dandy"
Filk: W.J,.Bethancourt III

        I'm a Mongol doodle dandy,
        A vicious and disgusting kinda guy!
        A real Swordbrother to my Uncle Yang
        Born at the first Kurultai!
        I have a little Celtic sweetheart
        She's my Mongol pride and joy!
                Oh, Ghengis Khan he went to Europe
                Just to have a party!
        I am a happy Mongol boy!

        I'm a Mongol doodle dandy,
        Riding the Gobi wild and free!
        Grass never grows again where my horse treads,
        I'm free from the Kingdom's tyranny!
        I loot and burn for entertainment,
        And laugh at the Kingdom's hoi polloi!
                Oh, Ghengis Khan he went to Europe
                Just to have a party!
        I am a happy Mongol boy!