The Mongolís Sleep Tonight

Lyrics by Yehudah and Ioseph of Locksley
Tune: The Lion Sleeps Tonight
 

Near the village, the peaceful village, the Mongols creep tonight.
Near the village, the quiet village, the Mongols creep tonight.

Chorus:  Bass:  The Mongol Horde, the Mongol Horde, the Mongol Horde, etc
              Soprano:  Yang! Yang! Yang! Yang! Etc.
              Non singers:  creative screaming as they deem appropriate
 

In the village, the Mongols pillage, kill everything in sight.
In the village, take sheep and foodage, leave nothing, not a bite.

Chorus:  As above

In the Kingdom, the peaceful Kingdom, the Mongols plot tonight!
In the Kingdom, the quiet Kingdom, the ninjas creep tonight

Chorus:  as above