Lyrics by Yehudah and Ioseph of Locksley
Tune: The Lion Sleeps Tonight
Near the village, the peaceful village, the Mongols creep tonight.
Near the village, the quiet village, the Mongols creep tonight.
Chorus: Bass: The Mongol Horde, the Mongol Horde, the Mongol
Horde, etc
Soprano: Yang! Yang! Yang! Yang! Etc.
Non singers: creative screaming as they deem appropriate
In the village, the Mongols pillage, kill everything in sight.
In the village, take sheep and foodage, leave nothing, not a bite.
Chorus: As above
In the Kingdom, the peaceful Kingdom, the Mongols plot tonight!
In the Kingdom, the quiet Kingdom, the ninjas creep tonight
Chorus: as above