Leprosy

tune: "Yesterday"
 

Leprosy,
All my skin is falling off of me
And itís simple very plain to see
Iíve got a case of leprosy
Leprosy,
All my friends and family shy away from me
And I canít afford a colony
Oh I am stuck with leprosy

Chorus:
Why I had to rot
I know not
I can not say
Gangrene is better but
I am stuck
With Leprosy

Leprosy,
All myclothes are dirty rags you see
Thatís why all the people stare at me
Oh why do I have leprosy

Chorus

Leprosy,
Iím not half the man I used to be
Thatís cause half of me is dead you see
Oh I am plagued with Leprosy

(Spoken) What do you call a lepper in a sauna?  Stew.