tune: "Yesterday"
Leprosy,
All my skin is falling off of me
And it’s simple very plain to see
I’ve got a case of leprosy
Leprosy,
All my friends and family shy away from me
And I can’t afford a colony
Oh I am stuck with leprosy
Chorus:
Why I had to rot
I know not
I can not say
Gangrene is better but
I am stuck
With Leprosy
Leprosy,
All myclothes are dirty rags you see
That’s why all the people stare at me
Oh why do I have leprosy
Chorus
Leprosy,
I’m not half the man I used to be
That’s cause half of me is dead you see
Oh I am plagued with Leprosy
(Spoken) What do you call a lepper in a sauna? Stew.