To the tune of Nights in White Satin
Knights in white satin, lace panties and pearls.
He was guarding the princess, became one of the girls.
Silk things that she had always kept from his eyes before.
She now knows that the truth is…
They both wear size 4.
Oh but if the King knew…
If the King knew
Ohhhhh if the King knew.
Knights in white satin, lace panties and pearls.
When the King comes to check on his sweet little girl
The poor Knight is imagining his neck in the noose
But the King is wearing nylons!!
And black spiked heeled shoes!!!
Oh but if the Queen knew…
If the Queen knew,
Ohhhh if the Queen knew…
"And that is all I have of it so far. So if you want to get creative
with it go ahead. Just be kind enough to share what you create!"