Freaking the Mundanes

Tune: Waltzing Matilda
Filk: Vargskol Halfblood

**The rule for Freaking is that you make up verses based on actual events, things that really happened; and the closer to home the better.  Here are a few verses to get you started. (Anyone want to do one about a certain phone call to Denmark?)**

Once a noble Baron held his court in Border march
Under the shade of the library
And we sang as we marched
Down the sidewalk in our funny clothes
You’ll come a-freaking the mundanes with me
Freaking the mundanes, Freaking the mundanes
You’ll come a freaking the mundanes with me
And we sang as we marched
Down the sidewalk in our funny clothes
You’ll come a-freaking the mundanes with me.

Led by our Baron, we trooped into the corner bar
“You must check your weapons!” the landlord cried,
and he stared as his bar disappeared beneath a pile of steel
You’ll come freaking the mundanes with me.

Chorus:
Freaking the mundanes, freaking the mundanes
You’ll come a-freaking the mundanes with me
(repeat lines 3 and 4 of the verse)

Went to the Noreseman to hear Lee Majors shout “O-din!”
The price was right, we got in free!
And we sang as we sat and barfed into our paper bags
You’ll come freaking the mundanes with me

Chorus…

Baldwin the Bard goes strolling down I-25
Singing his songs as a minstrel free
And he sings as the tourists stare out from their passing cars
You’ll come a-freaking the mundanes with me.

Chorus…

Birthday rebel breakin gup, some of us still going strong;
“Let’s go to Farrell’s!” we cried with glee
and we sand as they beat their drums and blew their sirens lout
You’ll come a-freaking the mundanes with me!

Chorus…

Fighter practice in the part, a chiming from the road was heard,
“Stand and deliver!” cried the bold company
and they sang as they munched on their sno-cones and their ice cream bars
You’ll come a-freaking the mundanes with me.

Chorus…

Why sit at home and dream your dreams in solitude?
This will be fun, I guarantee.
Put on your costume, strap your weapon by your side
And come out a-freaking the mundanes with me

Chorus…