SING US COWS WITH GUNS
(Moofasa's Theme)
Red Angus   ASXXXIII
 

Once I was a versatile bard
Not to long ago
I'd entertain the populace
With all the songs I know
But then one day Skye MacIntyre
Did to Celtic Bardic bring
A little song called Cows with Guns
Now that's all I ever sing ."Cause it's

Sing us Cows with Guns, Bard
Sing us Cows with Guns
If you don't sing our favorite song
We won't have any fun
If MacIntyre can sing this song
It can't be very hard
And if you can't sing Cows with Guns
You must not be a bard

To polish my Musicianship
For hours I rehearse
I research period techniques
And quote chapter and verse
My documented repertoire
Grows larger every year
But I perform hardly any of it.
cause all I ever hear is

Sing us Cows with, Guns , bard
It's the best song we've ever heard
Red Angus tried it the other day
And messed up all the words !
I listened to it a hundred times
On my way here in my car
So if you don't know the words to
Cows With Guns
You must not be a bard

I fought in the  An Tir/West War
My arrows fell like hail
Both sides fought ferociously
But neither could prevail
But that night at the bardic fire
I struck a mortal blow
I sang the Westies Cows with Guns
And the you probably know, now it's

Sing us Cows with Guns , bard
It's the best song we've ever heard
You're going to stay up tonight
Until you learn the words
If An Tir bards can sing this song
It can't be very hard
And if you can't learn Cows with Guns
You must not be a bard

And Westie Bards don't fight to, well
When they're bleary eyed and tired , so

Sing us Cows with Guns, bard
Sing us Cows with Guns
It hasn't any melody
And it's full of silly puns!
You've only sung it , 14 times
Once more can't be to hard
So if you won't sing Cows with Guns
Once more
You-Must -Not -be- a- bard !!