All the Wrong Places,Throwing My Shots in

Tune: ďLooking for love in all the wrong placesĒ
Filk: Gorlan of the Red Lands
 

Iíve spent a lifetime practicing blows
Head shots.
Legs shots.
Mouleneesís
And butt wraps to Foes
When Iím on the pell, Iím hard to de-feat
I can deball a fly
As he buzzes by
But the marshalls all think Iím a creep

Chorus:
Cause Iíve been
Throwing my shots in all the wrong places
Into the knees and on the wrist braces
It isnít planned
Please understand
He shifted his feet
Yes Iíve been
Throwing my shots in all the wrong places
Just hit a cup
And youíll cause red faces
It was an accident
He lifted his leg.

I truly intended to use only clean shots
Help slot
They block
And knock
My sword into their gorgett
Soon Iíll be barred from fighting, I guess
Cause when I hit a cup
My Foes all throw up
And make the list field a mess

Chorus:
Cause Iíve been
Throwing my shots in all the wrong places
Into the knees and on the wrist braces
It isnít planned
Please understand
He shifted his feet
Yes Iíve been throwing my shots in all the wrong places
Just hit a cup
And youíll cause red faces
It was an accident
He lifted his leg.