The 12 Days of Shore Leave

To the tune of: 12 Days of Christmas
By: The Crew of the Freemerchant ship Enchanted Hawk
 

(The Captain gets to sing the first line of each verse)

On the first day of shore leave my crew brought back to me…
A kilt above a pair of hairy knees.

On the second day of shore leave my crew brought back to me…
Two purple cups and a kilt above a pair of hairy knees.

On the third day of shore leave my crew brought back to me…
Three treasure chests, two purple cups, and a kilt above a pair of hairy knees
 

Day 4 – Four recorders giggling
Day 5 – Five golden hyphens
Day 6 – Six Mercenaries
Day 7 – Seven Savvy Sailors
Day 8 – Eight Valhalla Beermaids
Day 9 – Nine Casks of Rum
Day 10 – Ten bills for damage
Day 11 – Eleven resignations
Day 12 – Twelve autocrat bids